The whole playbook for getting a real business online — domain, website, email, payments — is on this page, free. No email gate. No "book a call." If you want the AI to do it with you, push the button. $9.99 a month. That's the entire pitch.
First, the part nobody says out loud
You've seen the ads. "Launch your empire." "Six figures in six weeks." Platforms that build you a site in a minute and then take 20% of your revenue forever, hold your domain in their account, and charge you credits to fix what they broke. You've also seen the founder cosplay — business cards, "CEO & Founder" in the bio, a logo, an LLC, and no customers.
A business is not an idea, a logo, or a title. A business is a person with a problem, and you taking care of it. If more than one person has that problem — congratulations, you have a business. Everything else is decoration.
So before you build anything: find the discomfort. Talk to one real person who has it. Then a second. The website comes after the customer, not before. The playbook below assumes you've done that — it's the wiring, not the reason.
And don't obsess over polish before you have that customer. The best website on earth with nobody visiting is a business card. Polish for the customer you have, not the crowd you hope for. Rough and in front of one real buyer beats perfect and invisible, every single time.
About all these shovels
In every gold rush the sure money is selling shovels, and AI is the biggest rush yet — courses, credits, coaching funnels, platforms taking a cut of your company. Fine. We sell shovels too. Ours is $9.99, the manual is free, and there's no chain on the handle.
Think of it as a venture lab where you keep the whole company: cheap enough to explore ideas fast, wired to spin you out on your own — your domain, your Stripe, your hosting, every connection handed over. The machine's job is to make itself unnecessary. You pay a little to keep the machine going. That's the whole deal.
The switchboard — free forever
This used to be a switchboard operator's job — plugging your line into the right holes. It's been simplified so much you can do it in an afternoon. Here's every wire, in order, with no affiliate links and nothing to buy from us.
Your address on the internet. Buy it at a registrar with your own account — Namecheap, Porkbun, Cloudflare, GoDaddy, doesn't matter. What matters: the account is yours. Never let a website builder "include" the domain in their plan — that's how they keep it when you leave.
How: registrar site → search a .com close to your real business name → buy 1 year → turn auto-renew ON. Done.
You need one page: who it's for, what discomfort you take care of, what it costs, how to reach you. That's it. A one-page site that answers those four things beats a beautiful ten-page site that doesn't.
How: any AI chat can write the page. Host it free (Vercel, Netlify, Cloudflare Pages) or simple (Carrd ~$19/yr). Point your domain at it — the host shows you the two DNS records to add at your registrar. Copy, paste, wait an hour.
gmail-address businesses get ignored. you@yourbusiness.com gets answered. This is one setting away and almost nobody does it.
How: Cloudflare email routing (free, forwards to your gmail) or Google Workspace (~$7/mo for a real inbox). Either way it's DNS records again — copy, paste.
You do not need a merchant account, a bank meeting, or a "payments strategy." You need a payment link you can text to a customer.
How: Stripe payment links or Square. Sign up in YOUR name, make a link with your price, send it. Money lands in your bank in 2 days. You are now a real business collecting real revenue.
Skip ads. Claim your free Google Business Profile so you show up on Maps, and post proof of the work — before/after, the finished job, the happy customer — once a week, anywhere. Boring consistency beats viral once.
How: google.com/business → claim → verify. Then: do work, show work, repeat.
Why we're different
✓ in your registrar account
Not "included in your plan." Yours.
✓ 100% of it
We take $9.99/mo. Not 20% of your sales. Ever.
✓ on your accounts
Cancel us and nothing breaks. That's the test of who owns what.
If you want hands
$9.99/month
Everything above, done alongside you by the AI operator — it writes the page, walks the DNS, sets up the email, builds the payment link, and stays on the line while you run the thing. On your accounts, in your name. Cancel whenever; you keep it all.
And it doesn't leave when the site is up. The operator keeps coaching the business — marketing, pricing, the books, the boring administration nobody warns you about. If you want, the machine runs your back office entirely. Either way it shows up the same place every honest cost does: a line item on YOUR profit & loss, that you can cancel — never a percentage of what you built.
We're opening seats in small batches. Leave your email and you're in line — first batch gets founding pricing locked for life.
✓ You're in line. We'll email you when your seat opens — nothing else, no spam.
No card now. No trial that traps you. Just the line.